I hate cheesy teddy bears, when am I ever going to use those? How cheesy valentines gifts did you pay for these inflated flower prices right now?

Do you want to know what is actually romantic? Buying her a gift she will actually use or eat. You Know What Is Really Romantic? Take me to 2John’s and let me order appetizers and dessert, show me you love me, put your paycheck on the line for one dinner.